Very "Silence of the Lambs."
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From my Oubliette ....
by Oubliette in.
from my place of forgetting, and out of my utter despair and loneliness, i tap out my pathetic message desperately hoping that there is someone, anyone that might possibly hear ... .
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Congregation had to relocate Memorial...thanks to me
by Shepherd Book inso, the two local congregations were planning to hold their memorial together at 7:30 at the local community center, but they had to make a last-minute change to their own hall, and i'm pretty sure it was because of me.. let me explain.... at work on monday afternoon, a co-worker returned from her lunchbreak and showed me the memorial invitation that was waiitng in her door when she went home for lunch.
i noticed the sticker on the back indicated the memorial was being held, not at the local hall, but at the community center.
from a past (non-jw) event i attended there, i knew they didn't allow alcohol (unless you pay for security guards), so i wrote to the center's coordinator:.
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Way to strike a blow against the Alliance, Preacher man!
You may turn out to be a browncoat in disguise after all.
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North Korea - U.S - War ?
by *lost* inthings look to be hotting up here.
scary.. what are the chances of it all kicking off ?.
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lost: " interesting things may be about to happen. "
Remember the Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times."
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Proof of Heaven book - anyone read it?
by jay dubless init was released a few months ago.
it is not religious propaganda.
written by dr eben alexander, a neurosurgeon, who went into a coma for a week, and his subsequent journey into the afterlife.
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"The plain consequence is (and it is a general maxim worthy of our attention), 'That no testimony is sufficient to establish a miracle, unless the testimony be of such a kind, that its falsehood would be more miraculous than the fact which it endeavors to establish.'"
David Hume (1711-1776)
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JW women in critical condition after being attacked by pit bull while out in service
by JimmyPage inhttp://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20130319_11_0_twowom831238.
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Guy who shot the dog: "I just wish I was there sooner, and I hope to God they're both OK," Harrell said.
Contrast that sentiment with the message those women were trying to preach --- join us or die.
Yeah, we worldly ones are the devil's children.
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A list of special created talks by the WTS. on various occasions, on various topics
by Finkelstein ini came across this web site which has a long list of special talks given by individual.
jw members, some high ranking members as well.
thought i would post the site as a link so people could use it for a reference if they wish.
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The WTS ought to keep templates for all the subjects dubs give talks about, sort of like Cliff Notes for Braindead Dubs.
For example, the talk given about bad associations hasn't changed since God invented dirt.
All the WTS has to do is dust one off now and then, make a few changes to accommodate "new light," and it's ready to go.
What a time saver that would be for elders trying to compose a talk from scratch about the same old crap! The time saved could be used for field service and stalking potential apostates.
Hear that, WTS?? I've given you a golden egg here. You're welcome.
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Which pens would work good for carbon copies?
by Iamallcool ini did google it and i wrote down the name of the pen that i should get at wal mart, but when i got there, they just don't selll it at my store.
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Don't you have access to a printer? You obviously already have a computer.
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Jesus as Bread from Heaven: Who is to Partake?
by Ding in"so they asked him, "what miraculous sign then will you give that we may see it and believe you?
31 our forefathers ate the manna in the desert; as it is written: 'he gave them bread from heaven to eat.
'" 32 jesus said to them, "i tell you the truth, it is not moses who has given you the bread from heaven, but it is my father who gives you the true bread from heaven.
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Jesus as Bread from Heaven: Who is to Partake? --
I prefer pastrami on rye with hot mustard, myself.
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You can run but you can't escape
by Inisc injust thought i'd share,.
i got a phone call from my dad and he tells me an elder acquaintance of his called him up.
my pulse quickens somewhat,.
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JO: "Are they men or mice?"
Actually, dubs are a hybrid species: 5% human, 95% ass (and that's an insult to all honest donkeys everywhere).
Inisc, it's a game of chance when it comes to dub harassment. Some get hounded constantly. Some, like me, have not heard a word from them since I faded more than 30 years ago.
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Thinking Ability: " I cant imagine separating my babies from all these people that lovemy babies but want them to think for themselves "
Your children should come first. The love the dubs give your children is conditional. Get them away from dub influence as soon as you can. If you haven't experienced it yourself, you should know that a dub childhood is miserable.
deus.ex.machina: " Encourage any non-JW interests they may have and stress the importance of education."
Hi, newbie. Cute name. Good advice for TA. Do you plan to descend from the heavens in your machine often to help out us mere mortals? The rest of us can be your "chorus."